the democrat nominees weigh in
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mmmmmmmmm whatcha saaay
a fun game
if you’ve never seen the x-files, reblog this post and tell me what you think it’s about based off of what you’ve seen on this website
some personal favorites:
- #local man is desperate for a threesome with hot cop friend and extraterrestrials
- #two detectives mudblock and skeleton work for the illuminati #one of them never sees the actual aliens bc shes always too busy tying her shoes or st
- #gillian anderson is responsible for a lot of girls’ gay or bi awakening #she rolls her eyes at david duchovny who gets excited about aliens
- #hot ginger woman eyerolls through sexual tension and some man with a jawline wants to know if aliens have tiddies
- a hetero couple does the will-they-wont-they trope for 19 seasons and in the background theres bigfoot or something
- murder and scallop have adventures
- Aliens and one of them keeps fucking around
- she babysits him but they’re in love
- Three cops who like to talk on the phone while in bubble baths
- two cops eyefuck also they hunt aliens and government is evil
- She is done with his shit but he is very intense about his shit. They all have a bubble bath and deny it
- this guy called mouldy ((?)) annoys gillian anderson a lot but it’s fine bc they sometimes punch aliens
- Two badly dressed white people never kiss while looking for aliens or something
- Mr and Mrs Goodhair spy on the truth, which is out there
- Alien falls in love with man but their love must stay a secret
- Mumford and Sully have sex while talking about aliens. One of ‘em doesn’t believe in aliens. I think they work together, too
- An FBI agent decides to wear as many pantsuits as possible
- the tall man shows the grumpy lady all the spooky stuff
- muldur and sculls r fucking and there are probably aliens at some point. there also a guy named skinner but he’s not a cool skateboarder he’s a bald guy who’s in a bubble bath??
- so there’s a man with a pointy face who believes in aliens and… maybe other supernatural stuff? and then a lady who a lot of lesbians like who DOESN’T believe in aliens. and I think they’re in love, maybe? and they wear coats?
and last but not least:
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weloveshortvideos
The difference between the USA and UK
the best 12 seconds of the show lost in the transition from the workshop to broadway (from one last ride, precursor to one last time)
The “I love making people who already hate me, hate me more” squad
Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius
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iseeitthroughyoureyes
kyle through greg’s camera
jefferson: all men are created equal
hamilton: ok so free ur fuckin slaves
jefferson:
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Ride // Twenty One Pilots